Homeless guy

“This metro goes north?”

“It goes west to downtown”

“No, Henri Bourassa goes north.”

“Ok”

“Do you know when's the last metro?”

“About 12:28″

“No, it's 12:58″

“If you know the answer then don't ask me.”

“I am just trying to get the truth out”

“Well, if you want to know the truth, the last metro depart from the end of the metro line at 12:28 and takes 30 minutes to get here and by that time it's 12:58″