A letter to…

Letters from you. Bills from canceled subscriptions and the various document requests that I have to dig up for you because you can’t be bothered to look it up. Life is a pest, an annoying son of biatch.

I always thought that life would be simpler under your care, without all these forms made from black ink and white paper. I signed up for all these extra protection under the pretense that I have a choice when you are just as happy shoving it up my throat if I refuse. What do these serve? When the important time was upon me, where were you and your promises?

Really, I am just pissed off by how greedy you are. Sitting on your arse, not doing anything. Yet you ask for 67%  of the profits. Sure you are smart and sure you’ll be rich. BUT YOU ARE A FUCKING JERK!

A letter to the Canadian government.